I’m Available For Parties (Contact Me)
If you want to contact me for some reason or other, e-mail me at theindoorwasp@hotmail.co.uk
I will get back to you as soon as this damned arthritis lets me (probably).
In Through The Out Door But Then Back In Again II
Stuff about stuff with a wasp and things
January 23, 2007 at 4:49 pm |
I am having a childrens party on February 11th, and wondered if you could entertain the children. You know the sort of thing, ballon animals, magic tricks etc. The quotes i have had have been a bit steep and we are hoping for a rip roaring time without too many injuries (Joe will be there though, so feel free).
Let me know your availablity on this date and cost, you will have to supply your own clown outfit.
Mmmma
September 4, 2007 at 2:52 pm |
Will you marry me? We can go and live somewhere where multiple wifery is allowed. Any children produced within this marriage will be kept in a pen, entertaining visitors for money. The monies received for this will go to me, as I have a gambling problem.
Alternatively, we’re having an office do in a few weeks and the boss has asked me to come up with some ideas for slightly risque corporate-style entertainment. He’ll soon regret that.
You let me know. I’ll be watching you.
September 6, 2007 at 11:57 am |
McGee – My sincerest apologies for not posting your comment soonerererer. I’ve all but abandoned this site for ITTODBTBIA III (follow the link down the rabbit-hole to internet shittery on a monumental scale) so I keep forgetting to come back and moderate the trickle of comments people still make ‘ere from time to time to time to time etc.
I’ll ask the missus if I can marry you. I’m not holding out much hope, mind, as her temper and jealousy are enough to turn the sea green and crack it in twain. I do like the idea of keeping kids in a cage though – ’specially if there’s money in it.