Benny’s Burt Reynolds Round-up

Hi there! This is a NEW section of my site where you’ll find all the latest news on be-moustached Hollywood macho man Burt Reynolds. From humble beginnings (whilst giving birth in a farmyard, Burt’s mother Agatha lost her footing, stumbled forward and gave birth to Burt straight into a bucket of shit), to mega-stardom, women with massive quantities of pubic hair, cowboy hats, cars, trucks, guns, perms, moustaches, bullets and trans-fucking-ams. Burt’s a bit of a hero of mine because he’s living proof that women will find you attractive even if you’re covered in a carpet of thick, luxurious man-hair. Burt Reynolds! Zeig Heil!

 Excellent Burt Reynolds Look-A-Like Spotted

Found this guy whilst surfing the internet for hard-core pornographic images of young women having sex with men. The likeness is uncanny … http://www.lookalikes-susanscott.co.uk/images%2008_05/Burt%20Reynolds%20-%20Mike%20Cox.jpg

Intriguing Burt Reynolds FACT

Burt once lost his moustache in a fight with Cannonball Run co-star Sammy Davis Jnr. Needless to say, Burt had the last laugh when Sammy died in unspeakable agony of throat cancer in 1990. No one messes with the Reynolds … you dig?