Let’s Make Up And Be Friendly

By Napoleon

Sssssh … Don’t Disturb The Doughnut

A nice surprise this morning. Instead of the usual barrage of junk mail, kebab-shop leaflets, charity begging letters and further correspondence concerning my ongoing war with Virgin Media, I received all of the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band’s albums, courtesy of Herr Rowley and the good people at EMI. I actually own them all already, but not with all the new whistles ‘n’ bells that these re-issues contain. Finally I’ve got my grubby paws on such oddities as I Love To Bumpity Bump, When Yuba Played The Rhumba On The Tuba Down In Cuba, and Sofa Head. I’m as pleased as a pig dipped in shit.

Merci, Herr Rowley.

5 Responses to “Let’s Make Up And Be Friendly”

  1. Swineshead Says:

    You lucky sod.

  2. piqued Says:

    There no need for ’sod’ is there, potty mouth

  3. Napoleon Cockaparte Says:

    Yes I agree … ’sod’ is a bit steep. ‘Bugger’ maybe? Or ’swine’?

    Altogether now … IN THE CANYONS OF YOUR MIND, I WILL WANDER THROUGH YOUR BRAIN …

  4. Shitehawk Says:

    Hey, you have the same trouble with your trousers as I do!

  5. Napoleon Cockaparte Says:

    I’d like to talk to to you about shirts

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